"awe britt i'm so flatered but really i already knew i was so sexy"

"eww get off my buddy list little red riding hood.... "

"Painted fingernails didn't really go with testosterone."

"I wanted to do something different, it started out as just a bleached spot and I wanted some color, why not pink?"

"This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first 'cause I've had some troubles with that before." (During "Seasons")

"I'm gonna... go... walk into... traffic."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"We don't really consider ourselves a punk rock band. Punk rock is suppose to be anti-clique, but these days, even punk rock has gotten cliquey."

"Sorry mom I like to makeout!"

"Did I mention I'm allergic to everything?"

"Christina Aguilera tried to make out with me... and I shut her down!" (imitating Joel)

"I pulled my own pants down and put it on myself and said 'you guys leave me alone.'" (about the Bengay incident)

"I sell out every day, I say "Give me 5 bucks, and I'll give you a kiss."

"Life is Benji, The rest is just details …….Benji is Life!"

"Look!...There's Joel!...There's the other one!"

"One time I ripped Joel's nipples off! ……One time I pierced Paul's butt cheeks together."

"Yeah... we have cousins in Chicago... Mest"

"Good Charlotte's for the kids!!!"

"He's what you call a loser folks. A loser." (Speaking about Joel in high school.)

"I'm agoraphobic. I just want someone to love me!"

"We like to go out to shopping malls and harass people."

"We usually say this is the 'Makeout Song' but our mom is here!"

"What's my official statement? My official statement is.... that I've been wearing the same underwear for four days."

"We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked."

"We grew up so fucking poor. We were slums, hoodlums, troublemakers. It gives you a really bad look on life. I hated everything. Then one day I had an epiphany and realized that you can go around in a bad mood all of the time, but it won't do any good. If you pull the positive points out of something, you will enjoy life a lot more."

"When we do fight it's not about things we think we'd fight about like, music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel socks and he'd be like, *Benji imitating Joel* Dude…dude… I told you not to wear my socks, dude… You know I like my socks… Benj!…Dude…Oh are those my boxers too?…Dude ohhh… Ohh do you have to go there…Dude… Dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?' I don't care… are those my boxers? Dude!"

"Keep representin' GC, 'cause you know we're representin' you!"

"I got all the hoes!"

"I was in a boy band myself..."

"Joel your gloves suck!"

MiNiBENJi: "Hey Benji, were you doing drugs before the show?"
Benji: (laughter) "Nah, I don't do drugs."

"Stop watching them making out!"

"I have a confession to make: I love making out. it's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."

"Someone call the fire department this one's out of control!" (said while shaking his hips back and forth) (He said this outside the club they played that turned into a dance club after and u could hear techno in the back HE WAS DANCING!)

"Hey, guys. I have some bad news for you...we were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow."

"We feel really lucky right now, especially because we're so young. We feel like we can do anything, nothing can hold us back, and we've got a lot of energy."

Little Kid: "Hey benji, will you sign my report card?"
Benji: (looks around, trys not to laugh) "Wow, that's really good!"

"It must be real tough to be a punk rocker in Wisconsin, you get chased by rednecks and stuff."

"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him, and she said no and then she said 'This isn't Joel is it?' and I said, 'No it's Benj!'"

Interviewer: "Benji, with all your piercings have you got your 'Prince Albert' done?"
Benji: "Ahahahahahaha...(innocently) Who's Prince Albert?..."

"That's surprising [that I smell good] seeing I haven't showered in...three weeks."

"Yea on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. he was like come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain. And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing When you wish upon a star."

"Santa Claus, is that you?" (On Loveline talking about peppermint flavored condoms)

"Punk rockers have feelings too."

"I want a punk girl...so when we're 90, we'll still be together, our tattoos will be all old and faded, we'll be sitting in our rocing chairs, still listening to punk music, still in love...and we'll still be having sex to MxPx." (Talking about what type of girl he wants to Joel on stage)

"I wanna ride on a magical piano" (Talking about the vanessa carlton video)

"I was not programed to love." (In an Arnold Shwartsaneggar voice. Spelling?)

"Let me put on my leather pants and unbutton my shirt, to appear younger."

"Mother says I need to try to look more respectable."

"Were all gonna run around naked and make animal noises!"

"I forgot to shave my legs today!"

"Uh, my name’s Benji... I grew up in Waldorf. Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach. In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee, or a good book."

"This is Joel at the mall... 'Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Little Things'? Yo, that's about me, girl... Awww yeah...'"

"Yeah, we got kicked out of Limp Bizkit... Yeah, who's laughing now?? Huh??"

"And while we're here in Orlando, we have to give a shout out to our buddies N*SYNC!"

"Hooked on Phonics worked for me!"

"Nickelback, Default, Adema, etc., etc., make me want to stick a fork in my eye."

"Hi, we're Crazytown and we suck!"

"We're all gonna run around naked and make animal noises!"

"We were in a club and someone busted a stink bomb. The whole place cleared. Its amazing the fun you can have for 99 cents."

"We promised we'd let you guys ask us whatever you want today, just nothing too personal, my mom's watching. Yes Mom, I'm still a virgin!"

"I actually remember when my mother saw us play for the first time with you know our band, i think the words were why me she ran out screaming and crying."

"50 cent thinks Ja Rule's a Wanksta!" - said on some radio station